Seasonally Unhinged • Halloween Drop
Holiday spirit.
Questionable judgment.
Dark-humored seasonal streetwear built around Paranormal Patty, Patch Grimm, and the idea that festive does not have to mean wholesome.
Cute. Dark. Feral.
The first drop
Wear the problem.
Paranormal Patty
Cute but unhinged.
Smug, stitched, haunted, and somehow still the responsible one.
Patch Grimm
Chaos in a hoodie.
Wild-eyed, loud, and operating without adult supervision.
Paranormal Patty
Cute. Haunted. Questionable.
Stitched-up paranormal energy for anyone who likes their Halloween a little smug.
Patch Grimm
Absolutely unhinged.
More teeth, more color, fewer good decisions.
The quieter option
Seasonally Unhinged Essentials.
Small chest graphics, clean backs, and the same questionable attitude without the full-size statement piece.
About Seasonally Unhinged
Celebrate the season on your own terms.
We take holidays, seasonal traditions, creepy-cute characters, and dark humor and turn them into apparel you actually want to wear. Halloween is the first drop — not the whole identity. When the season changes, the bad decisions continue.